Random thoughts on pro-wrestling from someone who should know better. It's still surreal to me, dammit!

Monday, 7 April 2014

TNA - The Need for Speed

At the Genesis tapings that begun 2014, Dixie Carter's Total Nonstop Action promotion announced that it was pressing the reset button.  The Aces & Eights Invasion angle, along with pretty much everything introduced by Eric Bischoff, was finally over and it was time for new storylines and characters to take their  place.  Most notably, Dixie's heel boss character assembled Team Dixie around new champion Magnus, her Chief of Staff Rockstar Spud, and her storyline nephew Ethan Carter III.  Initially booked strongly as a heel faction, it faced an almost immediate challenge from a new mystery hostile investor, who had already signed tag team the American Wolves behind Dixie's back.  It turned out this was MVP, back in American wrestling after a long spell in Japan.  At Lockdown in early March, Team MVP wrestled control away from Dixie, and their leader installed himself as the new storyline head of TNA, banishing Dixie from the programme for good.

Or so we thought.  At the end of Impact this week, TNA trailed the return of a revenge-seeking Dixie Carter next week with the hashtag #wrathofdixie. The rate things are going at, there'll be time for at least two more ownership changes before Bound For Glory.



Meanwhile, elsewhere, storylines are picking up so quickly inattentive viewers are suffering from overload.  After being a goody-goody face for a couple of years, the return of Angelina Love persuaded Velvet Sky to brush down her Beautiful People heel persona; they're now feuding with Madison Rayne and newcomer Brittany.  Kenny King's back with a new gimmick, a hyper-confident Las Vegas playboy feuding with MVP, while The Great Muta paid a flying visit to Lockdown and ended up loaning his Wrestle-1 prodigy Sanada to TNA; he's captured the X-Division title and is now in a program with Mexican high-flyer Tigre Uno.  And I haven't even mentioned Willow, the world's least mysterious masked wrestler; it's obviously Jeff Hardy using a ridiculous shrieking voice while waving an umbrella around and looking for vengeance against those who screwed Hardy out of the World Championship at Genesis.  And that's not all....

If nothing else the promotion is living up to its name, but in truth it's all too frantic.  There never seems to be a chance for stories to bed in before they move on.  The MVP vs Dixie storyline should have unfurled over a series of months, but it was all played out as soon as it got to a PPV.  It's hard to care much when the promotion values velocity over satisfying long-term storytelling.  Maybe Aces and Eights went on too long, but it had a coherent long-term story arc, helped turn Bully Ray into the world's best monster heel and had a real conclusion.  Ken Anderson's funeral ceremony for the faction was quite brilliant.  However, in the current mania for change, Bully Ray is now....a face?

Basically, TNA is making a lot of good decisions now.  In particular, even low ranking characters get clearly defined characters and storylines; random WWE-style matches don't happen now.  Talking of the low midcard, one of the things I've enjoyed lately is a series of film vignettes in which Knux, now also a face, returns to his native community and re-connects with his estranged family only to find a local economy ravaged by the floods.  These have been strangely heart-warming and, best of all, they've been low-key and understated.  I enjoy the calm of this angle, and hope it unfolds patiently.

Overall, I like a lot of what TNA's doing but it's trying too hard and is pushing too much at once. If they stepped back and  looked at what's working they could have a more focused product.  Streamline the show and slow it down, and it would be so much more satisfying.

The other thing they need to do is to get Gail Kim back on TV; this must now be their number one priority.  I don't care how they do it; she could tangle with the Beautiful People, help channel Dixie's wrath or just divorce her husband and move to Peterborough....it really doesn't matter.  Just get her back onscreen!

Wrestlemania XXX

So how was it for you?  This year contained highs and lows, though the biggest surprise was also the biggest low.  Here's the action broken down.

I managed to miss the pre-show match due to gross incompetence.  Apparently the Usos retained and Cesaro turned face. Good.

Daniel Bryan v. Triple H

Mania started with a great display of theatre; HHH's entry felt a scene from a prog-rock concert, with dry-ice, masked figures and the King of Burials perched upon a throne.  Then Daniel Bryan ran out wearing his ring gear and a t-shirt.  The point of the contrast: only one of these men can we identify with.  The match itself was absolutely rip-roaring.  Bryan came on with his shoulder taped (that beatdown three weeks ago was clearly still causing him problems...) and inevitably Trips immediately got to work on it, goaded on by Steph.  What followed was a lengthy and brutal battle of attrition with both men taking turns to dominate.  Bryan's offence was his usual display of furious kicks and flying leaps, while HHH leant more on submission moves to weaken Bryan's arms and shoulders.  Despite starting at a furious pace, it actually picked up momentum towards the end, as HHH kicked out of the Yes-lock and Bryan kicked out of the Pedigree (when did that last happen?  Has it ever happened?).  Clearly the injured Bryan was fuelled by adrenalin and picked up a clean pin after one last barrage of offence left HHH too exhausted to continue.  Thanks to the superior build, I completely bought this, as I believed that they genuinely hated each other.  To hammer home the point, and angry HHH worked further on Bryan's arm to hinder his chances in the main event.  But he deserves credit for going against the habit of a lifetime and giving his opponent a big clean win.

My rating: A+.  An instant Wrestlemania classic. Despite what Steph says, DB is an A+ player...

 

The Shield v. The New Age Outlaws and Kane

 The Shield dominated from the get-go.  In fact, their ageing opponents got no offence in at all, and following a triple powerbomb, The Shield picked up a pin under two minutes.  I realise we needed a comedown after the emotional highs of the opener, and the result of this was never in doubt.  But, really, this was a total waste of The Shield who are good enough for a much more prominent role.  Also, given that The New Age Outlaws were not so long ago good enough to be tag team champs, so this squash reflects badly on the tag team division.

My rating: C+.  It only gets the '+' because at least the Shield looked smooth; that's the easiest payday they'll ever have.

 

The Andre the Giant Memorial Battle Royal

As I say, I'm not a fan of the format, and we started with an overcrowded ring too crammed for most wrestling moves to work.  Early eliminations showed how much WWE was struggling to fillout the card - Brad Maddox?  I was pleased though to see that, working as a unit, 3MB managed to take out a few other jobbers before being taken out themselves.  A brisk pace was maintained and soon we got down to a reasonable number of upper midcarders.  As expected, Kofi Kingston continued his Rumble tradition of audacious near-escapes.  This time he was thrown out the ring, but although his body lay on the ground, his feet remained on the steps.  Enjoying this series; in fact, it would be nice to see Kofi pick up a surprise win in one of these multi-wrestler matches someday, as he adds so much entertainment to the formats.   Eventually we got down to Big Show facing Cesaro, working a double shift for the night (he'd already hit the Giant Swing on Kingston).  It felt like Big Show would probably win for symbolic reasons (a real giant winning Andre's tournament...), but in an amazing turnaround, Cesaro pulled off an amazing act of strength to lift up Big Show and dump him out for the win.  A stunning Wrestlemania moment that made Cesaro look like the strongest man in the world and gives him great momentum for his post-Mania singles run.

My Rating: B+.  About as good as I can expect of this format, and they used it to put over a worthy winner. 

 

John Cena v. Bray Wyatt

Something of a slow-burner, this, with Bray's mind-games dominating. He started by taunting Cena by lying in front of Cena, begging him to 'finish him off'.  Even after Cena got uncertain offence in, Bray laughed manaically before starting his own offence.  Cena looked positively spooked by his latest opponent; it very much is the case that he's entered the world of the Wyatts, and is not fighting on his own terms.  This is something very different from Cena, and I find that encouraging. In particular, his insufferable cockiness is missing here.  Cena also had one great moment where, instead of leaping off the top rope to attack Bray, instead took out Rowan and Harper ringside; that was well-executed.  Unfortunately, the same old Cena faults were also in evidence; once again that terrible STF made an appearance.  You don't need to know much about wrestling holds to realise he's applying no pressure at all.  But Bray is a real star; his sinister singing of 'He's Got The Whole World In His Hands' (presumably in tribute to the great Nottingham Forest side of the late 70s who had a hit single with that song? Maybe not...) was another enjoyable touch.  Abrupt ending, with Cena winning with a basic Atiitude Adjustment.  That was a little flat, but Bray Wyatt still looked strong.  After his victory, Cena still looked worried and concerned.  Bray's still in his head, and this feud isn't over.

 My Rating: A-.  The weak ending means I can't give it a straight A.

 

Brock Lesnar v. The Undertaker

Firstly the sole good point:  Paul Heyman's mic work in the intro video was up to his usual standards. He teased, cajoled and promoted his client in a five-star performance.  Heenan fans might object, but I believe Paul Heyman is the best talker in the history of wrestling.

However, the match itself was nothing short of dreadful.  It soon became clear that Taker is now in no shape to work a convincing match.  Cena vs Wyatt was slow but purposeful, but this was painfully sluggish.  Lesnar, a genuine tough guy, was too obviously going very easy on the Dead Man.  Had he gone all out with the kind of offence he produced against Triple H in their feud, this would have been over in seconds.  Instead, we had a dull and incredibly drawn-out encounter that looked fake and lasted way too long.  It felt like a bad parody of UFC. The submission manoeuvres were deeply perfunctory, though there was one neat moment where Brock powered out of Hell's Gate. And then the big shock happened.  Having kicked out of the tombstone, Brock hit the F5 and pinned Taker to end the streak.

It was the result no-one expected to see, so at least WWE pulled off a genuine surprise.  But it leaves a bad taste in the mouth that the Streak, and presumably Taker's career, ends with such a dismal match.  His entire legacy is now tainted.  This is the way the streak ends, not with a bang but a whimper.

My Rating: F.  I had no expectations here, but I certainly wasn't expecting this legacy-destroying disaster.

 

Vickie Guerrero Invitational Divas Tournament

I'm struggling to work out the logic.  Vickie Guerrero has booked a match featuring every Diva on the books just to punish champion AJ Lee.  Erm, aren't they both heels?  Fail.

I wasn't concentrating much here, due to trying to deal with the mess I'd just seen, but even I noticed how confused the start was.  Everyone predictably piled into AJ and Tamina, then apparently forgot about their common foe and started fighting among themselves.  It wasn't particularly good but at least the pace was fast.  I noted that AJ was laying low though, which suggested she'd emerge at the end to pick up an against-the-odds victory.  I was right, she attacked Naomi in the middle of the ring and hit her impressive Widow's Peak submission move.  The blind-sided ref noted Naomi tapping out, but a reverse camera angle showed that AJ had grabbed her wrist and was controlling the tap-out.  That was pretty neat.

My Rating: C.  No classic, but I've seen worse from the Divas.

 

World Championship Match: Randy Orton v. Batista v. Daniel Bryan

This continued the brutality of the opening match.  Both Orton and Batista worked Daniel Bryan then turned to each other.  This shows how the triple-threat format works; because you effectively need to take two men out to win, this gave Bryan time to recover as he lay injured.   Inevitably the underdog roused and got in fighting offence to belie his injured state.  Trips and Steph then attempted a screwjob by installing crooked referee Scott Armstrong.  This failed when Bryan took all three out with a flying leap.
 
Bryan's stubborn defiance led to Batista and Orton double-teaming to put Bryan out permanently.  Laying him out on the announce desk, Batista made a move on Bryan so that Orton could hit a reckless RKO through the desk.  Bryan lay motionless, and I actually pondered for a minute if he really was injured.  A paramedic crew came out and placed him on a stretcher.  Ironically, it was Orton who actually did injure himself; he appeared to botch the RKO, and landed heavily on a monitor.  Still he dusted himself down and continued to brawl with Batista.   But, needless to say, Bryan 'hulked up' on the stretcher, and broke away from the paramedics while on the ramp.  Rejoining the fight, Bryan was eventually able to snare Batista in the Yes-lock for a tap-out, after Batista had taken out Randy Orton with the Batista bomb.  Daniel Bryan is the new undisputed World Champion.  This result was probably never in doubt given the heel victories in the previous two matches.  Orton and Batista both played their parts well, but Daniel Bryan was the hardest working man of the night and his victory was very sweet.

My Rating: B+.  It wasn't as well-worked as the opener, and the match's biggest spot was poorly executed.  But this was all about the result, and I'm delighted that WWE didn't try to screw us over this time.

So in conclusion, that was probably a good 7/10 Wrestlemania.  Four very good-to-excellent matches is a better pay-off than you get from most WWE PPVs.  What a pity that the dismal Lesnar-Taker match dragged the whole thing down so badly.

Sunday, 6 April 2014

Wrestlemania XXX - Comments and Predictions

Tonight in New Orleans, WWE's annual carnival of wrestling arrives once more.  To be honest, I've found it hard to be very enthusiastic about this year's event, given a few problems with the card.  In particular, it's overpopulated; too many people are involved and this takes some of the shine off the event.  This should be an exclusive event, not a chance to give every jobber a payday.  Besides, the more people in the ring at the same time, the less chance is there of effective story-telling. Nonetheless, there are interesting possibilities here.  So here's my commentary on how the build-up has been (clue: not great in most cases)

Tag Team Title Match - The Usos (c) v. Los Matadores v. Real Americans v. Rybaxel

The Usos have looked very good as tag team champions, with fluent high-flying performances.  However, this feels like a random collection of teams thrown together for the pre-show.   Barely no build at all, as there is no logical program for any of the tag teams any more.  12 months ago, tag teams looked like a strong area for WWE, but they've let their eye off the ball lately.  The fact that this, one of only three title matches on the card, has been relegated to the pre-show, shows that they're no longer a priority.  Of the contenders Los Matadores are mere comedy filler, and The Real Americans are likely to split soon, so both can be safely discarded.   That leaves the two failed Paul Heyman guys, Rybaxel, as main contenders.  This saddens me, as Ryback is simply too poor a wrestler to be considered for any kind of title.  Curtis Axel's solid in the ring, but too bland.  No, they aren't true contenders.  A re-match with the Rhodes brothers would have been a better option.

WINNERS - The Usos retain (hopefully)

Vickie Guerrero Divas Championship Invitational

This has also been added at the last minute.  It looked like champion AJ Lee was having relatively serious feuds with the Bellas and Naomi, so to throw in every diva on the roster, including terrible performers like Aksana and Eva Marie, will only illustrate what a poor state the Divas division is in.  Recent multi-diva contests have been badly rushed affairs that made no-one look any good.  The odds are stacked against AJ, as it is clear that everyone else on the roster hates her, as Bad News Barrett pointed out a few weeks ago.  At least that part of the build has worked.  Naomi has the most impressive ring skills of any of the younger contenders, although the severity of how AJ has been booked recently almost suggests there'll be a swerve and she'll find a way of retaining.

WINNER - Naomi takes her first Divas title

Andre the Giant Memorial Battle Royal (30 entrants)

Q: How do you if your WWE career's going nowhere?  A: You find out you've been entered for the inaugural Andre the Giant Memorial Battle Royal!   Seriously, naming a new event after the French legend is a touching gesture, but the line-up here is so underwhelming.  The only really big names are veterans like Big Show and Rey Mysterio, and there's little point in giving them the belts as they'll surely retire soon.  Meanwhile, there's a real overdose of jobbers filling out the card.  Many are predicting win for the Bulgarian bruiser Alexander Rusev, but for me it's too early.  He'll look strong, I'm sure, but he won't win.  Personally, I think they'll go with a reliable midcarder who's been picking up wins lately.

WINNER - Heath Sla....no, sorry, I mean Christian. 

The Shield v. Kane and the New Age Outlaws

The Shield have been one of the best reasons to watch WWE recently, but they simply have no chemistry with their Wrestlemania opponents, and I felt really disappointed when this was announced.   I think The New Age Outlaws overstayed their welcome after they were absurdly awarded the tag belts, and age has not treated them kindly.  One of the best things about the Shield is that they work at an excitingly fast rate; however, here they'll be forced to dial down the pace.  They'll still look good, but there's little tension here. 
  
WINNER - The Shield.  And hopefully that's the last we'll see of the New Age Outlaws.

John Cena v. Bray Wyatt

Funnily enough, I'm going into a Wrestlemania really looking forward to a John Cena match.  What a strange year this is...seriously, the build for this has been impressive.  Bray Wyatt is a world class mic worker who oozes sinister charisma, and for his part Cena has actually shown considerable vulnerability.  He actually seems willing to put Bray Wyatt over like he did with Daniel Bryan last year.   This could, no, should be very good indeed.  The Wyatt Family's inevitable involvement should tip the scales here.

WINNER - Bray Wyatt.  He's following the buzzards to New Orleans

The Undertaker v. Brock Lesnar

The build-up has been poor for several reasons.  Paul Heyman has tried his best on the mic, but the decision to barely allow Lesnar to place a finger on Taker has made him look weak and cowardly, which is just no good.  We all know that Taker will not lose here, but very good booking will be needed to hide the fact that the Dead Man is in terrible physical state.  This won't be a long match.

WINNER - The Undertaker

Daniel Bryan v. Triple H

I've written enough about this elsewhere in the blog, and I believe that Bryan should be allowed to go over here.  But I suspect there will be unfortunate shenanigans which will lead to both men entering the Championship match, turning it into a fatal 4-way.

WINNER - No result, possibly due to interventions by Vince/Hogan/Steph/Hornswoggle etc

World Championship Title Match - Randy Orton (c) v. Batista v. TBA

Frankly the build-up has been so skewed that this pair seem like bit-part players in the Trips v DB storyline, which is currently the dominant story in the WWE.  This is why I believe that both HHH and Bryan will be there at the big climax.  Batista looks like a mistake here; his return has been nothing short of disastrous and his performances have been lacklustre.  Randy Orton needs a fresh direction, as he's been downplayed as the Authority's puppet, and I sense he'll turn on HHH tonight, becoming a face in the process. If that happens, he may keep the belt, even though of course I'd prefer it if Daniel Bryan has his big Wrestlemania moment.

WINNER - Randy Orton retains.  I hope I'm wrong #Yesmovement

Well, there you have it.  It's really not a great bill, and that may even play into Daniel Bryan's hands.   Vince knows that it the event climaxes with the Yes Movement celebrating, any poor matches will quickly be forgotten.  See, I can be optimistic....

 


 



Reality Bites

WWE is now officially in 'the Reality Era'.  It must be true, as Triple H cut a promo recently which acknowledged this openly. Indeed, as one of my friends noted, he used the word 'reality' so often, the word almost lost all its meaning by the end of this segment. But what does this mean?

Generally, WWE invented the concept of sectioning off its history in this manner during the Attitude Era at the end of the 20th century.  This was a successful attempt to see off the challenge of the rival WCW promotion with a diet of violent matches, crude humour and sexual innuendo.  Once WCW met its demise, WWE promptly did a 180-switch and launched the family-friendly Entertainment Era.  As a result of signing a major deal with toy manufacturers Mattel, all WWE programming was watered down to achieve a PG rating.  Now the action was less bloody (blading is now banned) and viewers saw gimmicky guest hosts from the worlds of sport and entertainment while marvelling at John Cena's collection of colourful t-shirts,  So how does the Reality Era differ from the Entertainment Era?

To find the answer, it's useful to note that 'reality' has a specific meaning in television terms.  The whole reality genre relies less on naturalistic portrayal of people's lives than carefully edited and even scripted scenes conforming to a set formula.  Probably the first true reality show started exactly 50 years ago.  '7 Up' (1964) was a British programme looking at a cross-section of 7-year-old children, with the idea that every seven years after that a fresh programme would be made to follow the progress of the children.  This was upheld; '56 Up' was shown in 2012.  Remarkably, thirteen of the original fourteen subjects appeared in this latest episode.  This show's aim was genuinely sociological rather than attempting to be entertaining.  However, it was criticised for its use of editing to support its central framework; in particular, the programme had editorial points to make about the British class system.

The reality genre has exploded over the last decade or so.  The Dutch format 'Big Brother' was an international success based on a simple idea, that a group of strangers are imprisoned in a house and cut off from the rest of the world while psychological pressure is applied.   This manipulative set-up does not even try to hide how artificial the whole business is.   Another strand of reality television is the talent show, re-invented by British producer Simon Cowell in shows such as 'Pop Idol'. '[insert country name here]'s Got Talent' and 'The X-Factor'.  In these competitions, it's never just about singing performances, but about the contestants' backstories.   Any family tragedy, in particular, will be ruthlessly and cynically exploited to appeal to the emotions; contestants often refer to going on a 'journey' rather than just entering a competition.  There's often a lot of crying on these shows.  Finally, you have 'fly-on-the-wall' shows either following the lives of celebrities ('The Osbournes', 'The Simple Life', 'Keeping Up With The Kardashians') or ordinary people ('Jersey Shore', 'Driving School', 'The Only Way Is Essex').  These are, at the very least, highly edited and are often scripted.

Wrestling has had crossovers with reality television too.  Members of the 'Jersey Shore' cast have made appearances on both WWE and TNA (indeed, in TNA, Robbie E's character is clearly inspired by that programme).  Both promotions have also staged reality shows of their own - WWE have 'Tough Enough', 'Total Divas' and 'Legends House', while TNA served up 'British Bootcamp'.  In the latter, realism was undermined by the fact that both Rockstar Spud and Marty Scurll were clearly playing their in-ring roles outside of the ring.   Finally, British viewers have to endure ITV's dismal 'Celebrity Wrestling' show, which simply wasn't thought through at all.   Because there wasn't time to train the z-list celebrities properly, there were no actual matches, but 'wrestling-style games'....how they persuaded Rowdy Roddy Piper and D'Lo Brown to get involved in this I'll never know.

It's really not hard to see how all this relates to wrestling.  After all, wrestlers are often playing amplified versions of themselves.   CM Punk, who allegedly coined the phrase 'Reality Era', has used his real Straight Edge lifestyle as a gimmick throughout his career, both as a heel and a face.   Indeed, his legendary 'pipebomb' promo of June 2011 could be seen as the birth of the era.  The six-minute promo felt exciting because we had rarely heard anything like it before.  Ostensibly a heel promo at John Cena's expense, it mixed up his heel persona with genuine grievances Punk had.  He deliberately broke rules, referring to wrestlers' real names and mentioning other promotions and his old Chicago friend Colt Cabana (though, apparently, he was banned from mentioning TNA), while also referring to backstage WWE politics.  It's an utter tour-de-force where you can't quite tell where the CM Punk character ends and the real Phil Brooks begins.

It's that blurring of the boundaries that has driven Triple H's role in the Authority storyline.  Essentially, his heel character is based on common public perceptions of his conduct.  He portrays a ruthlessly ambitious man who will do anything to get his own way (even marrying the boss's daughter, which of course he did in real life) and takes great pleasure in burying anyone in his way.   Specifically, Daniel Bryan.   Again, we wonder how much of HHH's criticisms of Bryan are just ways of getting heat at the expense of a popular fan favourite; do they instead reflect his actual opinions?

This has consequences as to the type of character suited to this culture.  The standard WWE template for a wrestler, unchanged from the 80s, was that they should be untouchable, musclebound supermen - godlike gladiators.  But fantasy characters like that do not fit in the Reality Era, which is part of the reason for the failure of Goldberg-throwback Ryback.  Instead, an everyman character like Daniel Bryan, who crowds can connect with, is far more suitable.  Today, we want to feel for wrestlers, not be in awe of them.  There's another example of this in the UK.  The biggest star in cult Glaswegian promotion ICW is Grado, a somewhat short and paunchy figure, who frankly is an unlikely wrestler in any culture.  But because he has such a strong personality, he definitely has that common touch which means everything today.

Of course, this perhaps isn't good news for John Cena, unless he can tweak his character.  Funnily enough, I think he's already started to do this in his feud with the Wyatt family.  A few weeks ago, in answer to a typically creepy Bray Wyatt, he delivered his usual jokey promos filled with lame gags.  This just misjudged what was required, and turned the whole segment into a joke.  I think someone then had a word with him, because his work since then has been very different.  The following week he delivered a far more serious promo which repaired the damage to the angle from the previous promo.  Since then, he's barely spoken but has shown unusual vulnerability.  On last week's go-home show, he pulled a fine piece of wrestling theatre by invading the Wyatt's victory ceremony wearing a sheep mask.  Maybe we were wrong;  Cena doesn't need a heel turn, but needs to be a more credible face.  Here's hoping.

The fear is that, even as it admits eras have changed, WWE is pursuing the wrong path.  The music coming from the Performance Center suggests that they plan a production line of  80s-style musclemen.  I think they need a better mix of characters, as most of the big men coming through the ranks recently have failed while smaller technical workers have fared a lot better.  Surely this philosophy has to change now.   At Wrestlemania tonight, giving Daniel Bryan the Championship belt will show that times have changed, and that the Reality Era could be the most entertaining era yet. 

Saturday, 5 April 2014

Respect the Beard: the Strange History of Daniel Bryan

As Daniel Bryan has a serious chance of being crowned WWE champion on Sunday, it’s probably time to ponder on a WWE onscreen career that has only lasted four years but is already one of the weirdest in WWE history.  Parallels have been made with Stone Cold Steve Austin (both are best known as anti-establishment faces whose rise has been fuelled by massive fan support), but Bryan’s career is unlike any other.  


Using his real name, Bryan Danielson had 10 years’ indie experience under his belt, mostly working for Ring of Honor, although he had spells in both the UK and Japan as well.  In other words, he was the kind of seasoned indie star who wasn’t necessarily a good fit for WWE. WWE famously prefers to groom its stars in-house, and retains the belief that indie stars who are big IWC favourites cannot work well as ‘sports entertainers’.   There was skepticism that WWE would use Danielson well, although optimists pointed to the fact CM Punk, another former RoH star, had achieved success in the big leagues.


However, from the first moments of the first episode of NXT, it was clear something was wrong.  The show started with all the season one contestants lined-up.  The Miz, Danielson’s mentor, picked him out, identifying him as ‘Daniel Bryan’, his new name.  It was clear that Bryan was going to be singled out for onscreen abuse because of his roots and the fact that at 5ft 10 and little over 200 pounds he did not conform to WWE’s musclebound ideal.  Also, Danielson had been wrestling far longer than Mizanin, so the choice of mentor looked like a genuine attempt to humiliate him. When heel commentator Michael Cole joined in the abuse, regularly trashing Bryan and indie wrestling in general, it appeared as if Bryan had only been signed in order so that Vince McMahon could have an extended joke at the expense of other promotions.  Never mind that Bryan had wrestled in front of packed Japanese arenas, Cole never failed to remind us that there is nothing outside the WWE except the stereotype of failed wrestlers performing in school gymnasiums in front of 50 fans, who are spotty geeks still living with their parents….It’s a little much when a wrestler’s burial starts on his first appearance.


This was absolutely dismal and unnecessary, and it looked like Bryan had made a big mistake after all.  Week after week, he piled up a string of defeats as the insults continued.   And yet….there was also good news eventually.  When the pros mentoring the NXT contestants first voted for who had impressed them most, Daniel Bryan came top of the poll.   This made little sense in kayfabe, as he hadn’t won a single match.  But wins started to come, and eventually, Bryan even got his revenge on The Miz, defeating him clean.   This I think shows that, while Bryan’s fans believe that WWE is hell-bent on screwing him, the truth is a little more complicated.  WWE clearly has respect for him too, as he is a very talented performer who has successfully adapted to the WWE style.  Compare and contrast with Lo Ki / Kaval, whose stiff style simply not work there, and whose career at the company was short.  There seems to be contradictory feelings within the company about his exact worth.   In short, he has suffered from perhaps the biggest problem of modern WWE career arcs - stop/start booking.  It’s just that he has suffered a more extreme version of this than most midcarders.


More strangeness was to follow at the end of the first season of NXT.  A bold decision was made to move all the season one candidates to the main roster as a new heel faction, the Nexus.  On the edition of Raw aired on June 7, 2010, the Nexus invaded the main event between CM Punk and John Cena and attacked both wrestlers and ring officials.  For his part, Bryan pretended to choke ring announcer Justin Roberts with his own tie.   This was considered to be too violent for PG-TV and the following day Bryan was released.  Becoming Bryan Danielson again, he returned to the indie circuit.  His first night on Raw was, apparently, his last...except, of course, that it wasn’t.


Two months later, at Summerslam, a seven-on-seven match was made between ‘Team WWE’ and the Nexus in an attempt to quell the rebellion.  Team WWE’s mystery seventh member was unveiled on the night as….Daniel Bryan.  He had apparently been forgiven, which makes me wonder whether his firing was a work.  He certainly was rehired awfully quickly.  Indeed splitting from the Nexus worked in his favour, as the Nexus was eventually buried deep by (sigh….) John Cena.  Today, Wade Barrett is a non-wrestling antagonist with an endless stream of bad news, Heath Slater is a comedy jobber and Darren Young has been in a lower mid-card feud with former tag partner Titus O’Neil. Only Michael McGillicutty and Husky Harris have flourished to any degree, after being remodelled as Curtis Axel and Bray Wyatt.


By this stage, his career was finally progressing pretty well.  He had a lengthy spell as United States champion towards the end of 2010, defeating The Miz again, he became a mentor on season four of NXT and later won a Money In The Bank briefcase in 2011.  This shows that, at least at this point, WWE was behind Bryan quite strongly.  He was regarded as an important mid-carder.  At the end of 2011, he cashed in the briefcase to become World Heavyweight Champion by defeating The Big Show.  It was all going very well.  Towards the end of 2011, he developed a simple celebration, which involved pointing at the sky with both index fingers, jabbing the arms up while yelling ‘Yes! Yes! Yes!’.  It’s fair to say this got over, and his signature submission move, the Labell lock, was even renamed the Yes-lock.


He turned heel during 2012, becoming an over-confident braggart.  At this point he was in the middle of a romantic tug-of-love triangle involving CM Punk and AJ Lee.  This was particularly gratifying for fans of indie-wrestling, as Bryan and Punk were two former RoH stars having sizzling matches on the biggest wrestling stage of all.  It also elevated AJ, whose unstable persona made her the most distinctive diva on the roster.  


Then it happened.  Of all the wrong-headed decisions WWE has made, the match Bryan had with Sheamus at WrestleMania XXIII to end his reign as Heavyweight Champion is particularly jaw-dropping.  At the start of the ‘fight’, Bryan paused to take a ringside kiss from AJ.  When he looked up, Sheamus delivered the brogue kick and scored an immediate pin in just 18 seconds.  WWE had pulled off the impossible; it had booked a major PPV fight that was even worse and more insulting than the Victory Road 2011 main event, where Jeff Hardy was visibly too stoned to perform. This appalling burial attempt stopped all of Bryan’s momentum in its tracks...or did it?  The audience had other ideas.  They expressed their displeasure at being denied a fight many were looking forward by continuing to chant ‘Yes! Yes! Yes!’.  The Yes Movement was officially born.  Interestingly, the squash was entirely counter-productive, as not only did the already-popular Bryan become super-over, Sheamus’ own popularity dipped badly.  Today, though he usually wins (he’s HHH’s mate, after all), the Irish grappler is firmly back in the midcard.


Bryan’s fans weren’t pleased at all, and continued to treat him as a face, even though he was now a wild, angry and embittered heel. They were still chanting ‘Yes! Yes! Yes!’ approvingly when he appeared, so he started contradicting them by yelling ‘No! No! No!’ in denial of the praise.  The Yes-lock was now the No-lock….


Many fans were disappointed with WWE’s next move, as Bryan was re-packaged essentially as a comic character.  Placed into a chalk-and-cheese tag team with Kane (‘Team Hell No’), it emerged that, because of Bryan’s behaviour, he would be placed in anger management classes with a certain Doctor Shelby. Meanwhile, Bryan had made an interesting decision about his appearance.  Realising that his look is rather too ordinary (he’s neither particularly good looking or ugly), he grew a huge, bushy beard.  This was a little double-edged, as he certainly looked distinctive but commentators now joked about his ‘goat-face’ appearance.  Jokes about his appearance appeared to show that he was regarded as comical relief.  Fans were, again, not happy at this, and a quick analysis proves that this is more inconsistent booking.   Bryan is, supposedly, an ugly troll, yet in storylines he has attracted the romantic interest not just of AJ Lee, but also from Gail Kim and the Bella Twins (he is, of course, dating Brie Bella in real life), so he has no problem in attracting glamorous women.


Even if this wasn’t necessarily respectful, there was actually much to enjoy.  The bickering partners clicked well, and the segments with Dr Shelby were highly amusing.  Not only did Kane show a previously-undiscovered humorous side, Daniel Bryan adapted to his new role with perhaps surprising relish.  The pair worked against the odds, and to be fair, WWE noticed this and rewarded them with the Tag Team Belts.  From this period, I recall fondly a neat ‘When Harry Met Sally’ parody also featuring Mae Young.  More seriously, Team Hell No was placed in a program to elevate The Shield, a young heel faction which, unusually for WWE, has been booked pretty flawlessly.  However, Daniel Bryan used the opportunity to deliver a number of fine, eye-catching performances.  His work seemed far quicker than most WWE action, which has a tendency to be rather sluggish, and The Shield looked good simply because they could keep up with his pace.  Bryan had perhaps not been where he wanted to be, but had made the best of his position, and this was clearly appreciated.  During this run, he turned face again, and ended up on television more than almost any other wrestler in WWE. Not a bad result after all.


After Team Hell No disbanded in mid-2013, he continued to work with The Shield, proving that he was trusted in a Chris Jericho-style role to promote emerging talent.  Meanwhile, it appeared  that Bryan had an unexpected ally backstage in John Cena.  Reports suggest that, while many senior figures in WWE have doubted Bryan’s ability as a top star, Cena has actually lobbied for Bryan to be a main-eventer.  After apparently being screwed out of a Money In The Bank victory on July 14, Bryan had better news, as John Cena personally selected him on the following night’s Raw as his opponent at Summerslam for the World Championship belt.  Cena proved committed to Bryan’s cause at least.  At Summerslam, Daniel Bryan was permitted to pin Cena cleanly, a truly rare event.  But wouldn’t you know it, there was a twist: special guest referee Triple HHH cheated him out of his moment of glory, attacking Bryan immediately after his victory, allowing Randy Orton to cash in his Money In The Bank briefcase.  His first reign with WWE’s top title lasted a couple of minutes.


He was now feuding with Triple H and Stephanie McMahon. forming a new heel owner faction, ‘The Authority’.  Both adopted a purposefully patronising tone towards Bryan, describing him as a ‘solid B-plus player’, but not on a level with the Authority’s chosen ‘face of the WWE’, Randy Orton.  Fans were now split on whether this represented WWE’s real stance on Daniel Bryan, or whether it was an artful attempt to garner heat by playing on smarkish perceptions on internal WWE politics.  Whatever, the Authority continued to thwart Bryan as he attempted to win back the title.  Bryan did win back the belt at Night of Champions in September, but was stripped of it the following night, due to an alleged fast count by the referee.  Fans were initially disappointed, but hoped that this was a storyline that would ultimately lead to Bryan overcoming the Authority.  It was also commonly thought that Bryan would win the Royal Rumble in 2014.


Then another setback happened.  Bryan was suddenly pulled from the feud, comically replaced by The Big Show, who is not in good enough physical shape to work a PPV-quality match.  Show even stole the Yes chant, apparently reflecting WWE’s belief that the chant was more over than Bryan. They were wrong. Word was that Summerslam drew disappointing numbers, and the blame was firmly placed on Bryan’s shoulders.  It should be noted that Randy Orton, Bryan’s co-headliner who had also headlined several other poor-rating PPVs, was not punished at all, and became unified World Champion.  I’ll leave you to draw your own conclusions.


Bryan was not going to get his revenge anytime soon.  Instead, he was put into a program with another new heel faction, The Wyatt Family.   While it was obviously disappointing to see him thrown back back into the midcard, this was not a total waste of his talents.  He had several fine matches again, and the experience surely helped bring along the quickly-developing talents of Eric Rowan and Luke Harper.  Rather than being dragged down to their level, Bryan elevated the Wyatts to his level, and indeed, matches between Bryan and the Wyatts were occasionally Raw’s main events.  He also had a moment of triumph at the actual Slammy awards, as the WWE universe voted him superstar of the year for 2013.  Nor was this an isolated incident; in the readers’ polls of various magazines and websites for the year, Bryan swept the board, sometimes polling more votes than all other contenders put together.


As we enter 2014, it’s worth pausing to consider the concept of crowd mutinies.  Increasingly, in recent years, crowds have become more rebellious, refusing to cheer the guys WWE push hard as faces.  Witness the chorus of boos that often greet John Cena.  More playfully, the Raw after Wrestlemania in 2013 saw the crowd decide that Fandango’s theme music was more interesting than whatever match Sheamus was involved in.  However, the 'Yes Movement' was determined to make all previous mutinies look tame.


Momentum really took hold a few weeks earlier thanks to seriously bad planning on WWE’s part. On December 9 2013, Raw was held in Seattle, the largest city in Bryan’s home state of Washington.  A segment was booked to promote the title unification fight between John Cena and Randy Orton.   As part of this, all previous World Champions (including Daniel Bryan) appeared onstage to act as a backdrop as Triple H, John Cena and Randy Orton supplied promos.  So you have a partisan crowd watching a segment where their local hero appears but is not supposed to speak, and which is designed to set up a rivalry which is commonly regarded as being tired and played out.  Seriously, WWE, what did you expect was going to happen?   As soon as he started speaking, Triple HHH struggled to make himself heard above the chants of ‘Daniel Bryan’; he was noticeably rattled and thrown off his stride as he delivered his usual self-serving promo.  John Cena, on the other hand managed rather better.  Going off-script, he understood that he needed to get Bryan involved to get the crowd onside; he conducted a brief mock interview with Bryan, before making a contrast between the Aberdeen native, who had got where he was through hard work, and Orton, who had used family connections.  Cena’s ability to think on his feet just about saved the segment, but this showed that a hijacking could help change the direction of a show.


In January 2014, the WWE tried one last attempt at a humiliating burial by having Daniel Bryan submit to Bray Wyatt and join the Wyatt family.  The Wyatts lost matches, and the plan was to have Bryan submit to Sister Abigail’s Kiss (Bray’s signature finisher) at the end as punishment. This lasted just two weeks.  Bryan was still getting much bigger crowd pops than the nominal faces he was up against, and WWE had no option but to abandon this.  They at least at managed one memorable moment after Bryan turned on the Wyatts (he ended up sat on the top of a cage, leading the Yes chant), but this was clumsy, chaotic booking.  It also harmed Bray Wyatt briefly, as he was made to look like an inept cult leader whose brainwashing skills are lacking.   I think the lesson has now been learned, and WWE won’t pull another stunt quite like this.  Daniel Bryan is truly burial-proof.


Nevertheless, Royal Rumble arrived as usual, and the Yes movement were ready to stage another hijack.  The first match was a truly excellent, consistently exciting bout between Bray Wyatt and Daniel Wyatt.  It didn’t seem to matter that Bray got the win, as both looked strong in the match.  Besides, many reasoned, this would logically lead to Bryan becoming a surprise entrant in the Rumble match itself, getting a memorable win.  The least said about the worthless Brock Lesnar / Big Show bout the better (repeated chair shots are no substitute for actual wrestling), but the trouble really started when, once more, John Cena locked horns with Randy Orton.  Once again.  The match wasn’t terrible, and had some memorable spots. but it was disjointed and lacked flow; several moves were noticeably rushed.   Unfortunately, the opener had raised the bar too high, and this was always going to fall short.  The inevitable ‘Daniel Bryan’ chants were soon joined by random chants designed to express the crowd’s displeasure.  The most damning was ‘We want divas!’. Ouch!  The hijack was under way.


The Royal Rumble match itself is a format that almost guarantees entertainment.  This one started well.  CM Punk and The Shield entered early and had good, long spells in the ring.  There was less nostalgia than usual, but there was a worthwhile PPV debut for Alexander Rusev and the annual tradition where Kofi Kingston uses ingenuity and agility to avoid elimination was maintained.  This was all very encouraging.   But as time went by and the available slots were running out, the crowd was becoming restless.  Number 30 arrived, Daniel Bryan was still nowhere to be seen, and the buzzer went….with Rey Mysterio’s music ringing through the arena.  The likeable San Diego veteran, who to be fair had not booked this match, was roundly booed, and cheers were offered when he was eliminated.   The crowd were actually then prepared to throw their weight behind Roman Reigns, showing that, if Bryan’s not around, they’ll accept another younger star instead.  They just want change at the top.  Unfortunately it was all-too-obvious that the 45-year-old returnee Batista (who had hung around MMA and Hollywood since leaving WWE) would be crowned as the victor.  Although nominally a face, Batista was faced with an inevitable chorus of boos after winning the Rumble, and was visibly upset.  He has since turned heel (again, WWE had no choice), but he basically has full X-Pac heat now.


It’s not the only way the audience has affected the direction of WWE’s programming.  At long, long last, WWE has finally green-lighted a major push for our hero.  On the March 10 edition of Raw, this became fully evident.  Daniel Bryan walked out and delivered one of his most impassioned speeches about standing up to HHH’s corporate machine.  He then revealed he was talking to members of the Yes Movement earlier, and together they hatched a plan to ‘Occupy Raw’ (a reference to the anti-capitalist international protests starting in 2011).  A large number of his followers, all wearing the same t-shirt (a parody of the Barack Obama ‘Hope’ poster where Bryan looks curiously like Che Guevara) then flooded the ring.  Triple H then furiously ordered them out of the ring, and Bryan responded that he would only leave when he was given a Wrestlemania match against the boss of The Authority.  After Trips realised that neither security nor Damien Sandow were prepared to attempt to remove the occupants, he angrily agreed to Bryan’s demand.   This surprisingly long segment showed that WWE accepted that Daniel Bryan was not only going to get his match at Wrestlemania, but that his feud with Triple H was now the main focus of WWE programming.  At the end of the following week’s show, a handcuffed Daniel Bryan was viciously beaten down by Triple H at the end of Raw.  He didn’t appear the following week at all (to sell storyline injuries), but reappeared right at the end of Raw the week after, which was the go-home show.  There, he launched a sneak attack on Triple H as well as clearing the ring of Randy Orton and Batista.  This sets up their Wrestlemania match perfectly.


This was a joy to watch, although I did note one point about Occupy Raw: whilst WWE was acknowledging the Yes Movement and giving us what we want, they were also having a little joke at our expense.  The people in the ring (apparently a mix of real fans, WWE employees and catering staff from the venue) all looked, well, rather geeky.  Apparently this is what the IWC looks like….No matter, it did seem as if WWE had changed its mind about Bryan as a main-eventer.  But why?  Well, the crowd’s restlessness is an obvious reason.  Perhaps more importantly, the bottom line inevitably is important to WWE, and there was a feeling that Daniel Bryan didn’t shift enough merchandise previously.  This surely was because of the company’s failure to monetise Bryan’s popularity properly; his t-shirts contained ugly, insulting caricatures.  However, the new, better designs have led to a significant spike in sales, and that surely is a big factor here.


But one question remains.  Although Daniel Bryan is now has a bigger standing than he ever has had, and is arguably the number one face in the company (interestingly, John Cena is now in a mid-card feud with the Wyatts), will WWE back him all the way to a big Wrestlemania moment?  It’s hard to say.  As a fan, I know how he’s been previously screwed, so I’m wary of too much optimism.  The winner of Triple H vs Daniel Bryan is inserted into the World Championship title bout between Randy Orton and Batista.  It makes sense for Daniel Bryan to at least beat Trips, as otherwise you have three heels in the match.  But for him to take the title goes against the WWE’s current philosophy, which is to use the Performance Center to produce wrestlers who conform to the large body size WWE admires.  The window which led to smaller indie workers getting signed has now closed; the decision not to sign The American Wolves, arguably the most exciting tag team in the USA today, is significant here.  The future is more likely to look like Alexander Rusev than Adrian Neville.  I will explain in my next post why this is a mistake.

In conclusion, I’ll just note the WWE now has a real dilemma.  It can have Daniel Bryan fall short once again, and preserve its ‘bigger is better’ philosophy.  The side-effect of this is more months of Raw hijackings and crowd disenchantment.  Or it can forget all that, supply Daniel Bryan with an heroic victory and produce one of the biggest pops to end any Wrestlemania.  I look forward to seeing which decision they make.